For people of inherent good taste.

Thank you, American Meat Institute.

“Now see how much neater, how much handsomer your hair is — set to stay that way all day!”

“Why risk finding your costly woolens completely ruined by moths?”

“There’s a hearty goodness, a full-bodied richness in this famous coffee that brings you complete coffee-drinking pleasure in every cup.”

“Barbasol’s special ingredients wilt whiskers fast so your razor really wizzes through them — quick and clean as an arrow!”